Sunday, November 22, 2009
Ok, lets face it. Men are becoming pussies and doing all this bullshit ceremonial handshaking shit that takes about a fucking decade to finish. You've seen 'em, hell, you may be one and if you are you need to go stick your hand on a hot-ass iron right now as punishment. African Americans could get away with it back in the 60's when I witnessed it as a teenage, and even if i see footage of it now it doesn't look dated, but it does look ridiculous. If you are white and trying to pull it off you're fucked, cuz whitey ain't gonna make it happen. Get over it. You look ridiculous. What is so hard about extending your hand to another man and offering a traditional handshake? It is simple, concise, it looks honorable and it sends a message: "I am not a fuckin' idiot". If, on the other hand you extend a close fist, touch knuckles, twist it, or what i refer to as the "pop and lock," twiddle your fingers, or any other asinine gestures you also are sending a message:"I am a fuckin' idiot!), so please stop, it does not make you cool, nor does it make even "look" cool. What it does is tell the world: "My life is meaningless and I am taking up space that could be betters served by having a square peice of land for a dog to shit on(or a human if they can't make it to the nearest toilet). So just stop it okay? Nobody cares, they just witness it and want you dead.
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